Rennaissance Art Gifts

Alien David statue

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I gotta be me!"

A caveman paints from life

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Theorbo

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

bird interprets modern art

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Projectile painting.'

"The overthinker"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I could do that.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"