Rennaissance Art Pillows

Alien David statue

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I gotta be me!"

A caveman paints from life

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Theorbo

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Projectile painting.'

The Selfie

It's a call from Tate modern.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The overthinker"

bird interprets modern art

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'I could do that.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."