Renaissance Art Lover Pillows

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered.

"Don't worry, Dad. He's really old-fashioned."

"Honestly... I wouldn't get too hung up with her smile."

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

Barbecue Man

You're my Mona Lisa.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The DaVinci Code

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

What's an Imax cave?

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Amateurs."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."