Renaissance Art Lover Pillows

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

The paintings of Leonardo da Vinci - all digitally remastered.

"Don't worry, Dad. He's really old-fashioned."

"Honestly... I wouldn't get too hung up with her smile."

Barbecue Man

You're my Mona Lisa.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Amateurs."

Framed Lady

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."