Medieval Art Gifts

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Smile!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Alien David statue

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Knight Golfing

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hildegard von Bingen

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Swiss army knife

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'