Renaissance Renaissance Gifts

"Hey, haven't we met before? You look very familiar. I swear I know you from somewhere. You are a model, right?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Alien David statue

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

The Selfie

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

The Death Of Venus

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Francois Rabelais

Candle Moment

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!