Renaissance History T-Shirts

"You must give me the recipe for this poison."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Alien David statue

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Theorbo

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Selfie

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Death Of Venus

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

El Greco

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Michelangelo's David

Shakespeare

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Candle Moment

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."