Retro Renaissance Gifts

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Alien David statue

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Fossil record player.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub