Retro Renaissance Gifts

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Alien David statue

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.