Artistic Reimagineer Gifts

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

The Map of the human brain

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'I thought I could dance...'

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

'Dauber Micawber'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

Claude Debussy

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

'Inspiration'

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.