Role Reimagineer Gifts

A man with woman's shadow,

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Knight Golfing

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

God and Adam's first date.

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

Alice in Badassland

Under New Management.

Wolf in bed.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

Nobility Scooter

Lady Cadaver.

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Oh no, you've got hat hair

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. His recipe file looks good on computer, but when he makes the hard copy ….

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'