Fairy Tale Reimaginer Gifts

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

Wolf in bed.

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

Snow White and Dave Dee

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

Revised Texts

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Alice in Badassland

Under New Management.

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Nobility Scooter

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Lady Cadaver.

This is getting waaay too easy...

'It's the best we could expect - Goldilocks was given an ASBO.'

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

Breaking the stereotype

Frank and Ernest's Updated Fairy Tales. Before I work on the thorn, I need to talk about your insurance.

Little Red Riding Hood Packs a Gun.

Updating the ending of the 3 Little Pigs: BIG BAD WOLF, INC: Practical Pig, CEO