Role Reimagineer Pillows

A man with woman's shadow,

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Knight Golfing

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

God and Adam's first date.

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

Alice in Badassland

Under New Management.

Wolf in bed.

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Nobility Scooter

Lady Cadaver.

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Oh no, you've got hat hair

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

Breaking the stereotype

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'