Artistic Reimagineer Prints

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

The Map of the human brain

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'Dauber Micawber'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

'I thought I could dance...'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Claude Debussy

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

'Inspiration'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'