Thanksgiving Chaos Appreciator Gifts

'Don't give me that innocent look.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Studying Fire Behavior

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Happy Christmas!"

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."