Thai Food Lover Gifts

"Sriracha"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."