Thai Food Gifts

"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Night of the Latkes

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This is our soft opening."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

'In general, do the right thing.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Valet park only"

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Sriracha"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

Hot Chestnuts