Traditional Cuisine Gifts

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

Night of the Latkes

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Grandma's caf

Full English Breakfast.

'Is this still America?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Elephant Upgrade

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Shaker Timeouts

Hospital Food

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Homemade Jam.

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'