Texting Whiz Gifts

'I am smiling. Didn't you get my :) emoticon?'

'I doubt that Hector has read a book in months, but he's texting at an eighth grade level.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Cat Emojis

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'I've located the lost island of annoying texting clichés.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Color illustration of a cell phone, 'my communication center'.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Oymoticons

Nerd tryouts.

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'How fast can you hype?'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

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"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Sub Editor

The Communicator

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Networking