Texting Cautioners Pillows

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Hamlet meets autocorrect

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Phone generation.

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"U R like so ded!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

Don't text while flying.

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

''Speak'? -- Okay, but I'd really rather text.'