Texting Cautioners Pillows

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Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Hamlet meets autocorrect

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Phone generation.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"U R like so ded!"

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

Don't text while flying.

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

'We used to be a nuclear family...now we're cellular.'

''Speak'? -- Okay, but I'd really rather text.'