Cheerful Cautioners Pillows

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Geekasaurus.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

"Good morning, world!"

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

You can stand under my umbrella.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

Wine and Stripes

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

Caution Dulcimer

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

'Happy New Year.'

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

Christmas Tree Hat

Man in a red jumper

"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"

Ticker-Ticker Timex Tra-La-La!

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"