Texting Troublemaker Pillows

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

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"These text messages, young man, are unacceptable! 'Chek out her...' 'I'd like to...' 'Do you u think she...' We don't say words like that in this family!"

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Hamlet meets autocorrect

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Texting eye dog

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

Phone generation.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'Can we go back to texting each other throughout the day rather than a whole dinner conversation?'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"U R like so ded!"

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Text Message

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

"My wife is a very emojical person."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

Text Speak