Context Cautioner Pillows

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Worry tank

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I think it was an election year."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Geekasaurus.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

"Spare us the gory details."

Information and Still don't get it.

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'She is critical of every woman I bring home.'

Being careful on social media.

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"The way I've got it doped out, postmodern man is all context and fragment."

Caution Dulcimer

"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

'I was quoted out of context!'

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

'Isn't it odd that Mona, the vegetarian, is seen with so many turkeys?'

Information. Debriefing.

'No Walking'

"Next time you have a hand warmer in your backpack, just say so. People get rattled when you say you're packing heat."

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'You had fair warning - the disc on his collar says he bites!'