Texas History Gifts

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"...it's another metal detector."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Steeroids

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"Texas style? Again?"

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Pro-Life in Texas

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Rejected State Flowers

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'

In Texas, Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush.

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'