Texas Gifts

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"He's from Texas."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

The Plasmas.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Cowboy

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Hair Style Menu

Steeroids

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'