Texas Gifts

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

Texas acorn.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"He's from Texas."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Tree house.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

The Plasmas.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Cowboy

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Steeroids