Texas History Prints

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"...it's another metal detector."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Steeroids

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"Texas style? Again?"

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Pro-Life in Texas

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Rejected State Flowers

"The President shows up in Houston wearing stilettos."

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

Cats defend the Alamo.

"He's from Texas."