Terms And Conditions Rebel Pillows

"You didn't actually read all your user agreements before clicking 'agree', did you?"

"I gotta be me!"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Unabridged Dictionary

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Resume Consultant. Listing professional development courses you've taken since your last job was fine, but don't put"New & Improved" above your name.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Working at Home Half Day

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I love meetings"

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

Citations Needed!

An Anarchist's Christmas

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."