Terms And Conditions Rebel Gifts

"You didn't actually read all your user agreements before clicking 'agree', did you?"

"I gotta be me!"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Unabridged Dictionary

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Working at Home Half Day

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I love meetings"

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

Citations Needed!

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'The LACK of a resume indicates that I don't need one.'

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."