Term Time Gifts

"School starts soon...."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"They grow up so fast."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Storm in the out tray

"She's been so creative lately."

Swan Fairy Tales

Haircuts

Work/Life Balance

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Time Is Money