Term Time Pillows

"School starts soon...."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"They grow up so fast."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Swan Fairy Tales

Work/Life Balance

Storm in the out tray

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"