New School Term Pillows

'I hate the first day of school.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

School Days

'I thought we retired last May.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Children's education

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Don't you hate...

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"Welcome."

Snacks for Learners

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Back To School

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Welcome back students.

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"