School Term Pillows

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."