School Term Gifts

'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Exam

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'