Starting A New Teaching Term Pillows

Teachers are back too.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Don't you hate...

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

School Days

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"It's been a stressful school year."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.