Term Paper Deadline Gifts

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Examinations.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I started a collection!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Examiners.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Hourglass Dumptruck

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

Your car called- It's not taking you home until that report's finished.

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Lessons.