Tent Toughie Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Future Tents

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

Campground closed until further notice

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Desert Island Slob.

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

Bird box with satellite dish.

"Now get down there and make a sale."

'In your price range I could find you a very nice tent.'

'I was just going to go for your hot dogs, but you put them all the way up in that tree, so...Sorry.'

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

'This is my favorite place in the whole world.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

"Buying a tent won't make you a camper, Arthur. It will, however, make you a shopper."