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"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Do you have an appointment?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Cannonball!'

Muscles

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You know too much,'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Ice fisher.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Rock Climber

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Extreme Bungy