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"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Do you have an appointment?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

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Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Muscles

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You know too much,'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Chiller Theatre

Ice fisher.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

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Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Marco ..."

Extreme Bungy