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"Hello, bubble wrap."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Cannonball!'

Spa

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Working Holiday

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Chiller Theatre

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Middle-Age Superheroes

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Ice fisher.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."