Spa Relaxation Seeker T-Shirts

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

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Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Cat in a flap

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Cat Spa