Spa Relaxation Seeker Mugs

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Cat in a flap

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Hot Pie Therapy

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

A Manicure

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'