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"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Are they finished? Right, wait until I report this to trading standards!'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

DIY pedicure

"First visit to a massage therapist?"

"So what's your success rate?"

"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"My fault! My fault! Too much oil."

'Lucky you! You get plenty of exercise working. I have to go to the spa.'

Tired old peglegs

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

'Tired of bullies kicking sand in his face, Horace enrolled in an aerobics class at the nearest spa.'

Sauna, massage and a possible raid by the police

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Tell me if this hurts."

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

'What have they got, piranha?'

"Yes, I do need a spa weekend...but I'll settle for some alone time in the treehouse."

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'