Spa Goer T-Shirts

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'We just need a quote.'

'Oh no, tanneries have changed a lot since the old days.'

Luck at the beauty salon.

"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"You're incredibly tight."