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Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

"Thanks, but a free sauna session would be wasted on me: I can't really sweat..."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

French wine

Taking it easy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'I blame global warming!'