Sauna Seeker Prints

"Thanks, but a free sauna session would be wasted on me: I can't really sweat..."

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Taking it easy

Sunbathing in Autumn

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Relaxing in the Sun

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I blame global warming!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"