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-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I blame global warming!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

French wine

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Sunbathing in the park

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'