Sunbed Admirer T-Shirts

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Sunbathers.

Shellfie

Beach flirting

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Subwoofer

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Sunrise and Sunset

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Rating the Sunset

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Spider Web Musical Score.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"How?"

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

No Shoes, No Service.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

Heaven's Way