Sunbed Admirer Prints

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Sunbathers.

Shellfie

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Beach flirting

Subwoofer

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Rating the Sunset

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sunrise and Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Spider Web Musical Score.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Early Morning Roll Call.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"How?"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

No Shoes, No Service.

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

Heaven's Way

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."