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"Here comes fury without purpose."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

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"... and come out fighting, boys."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Skinhead guppy.

"See a trend?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Do not pass.

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

Road signs of Aging

Getting Closer

'Do you have an appointment?'

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.