Tension Spotter Pillows

"Here comes fury without purpose."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

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"... and come out fighting, boys."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"See a trend?"

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Skinhead guppy.

Sunset Attraction

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Do not pass.

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.