Temporary Dweller Gifts

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Marshmallows

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Upper West Side Story

Reverse Mortgage.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Thank you."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."