Temporary Dweller T-Shirts

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Marshmallows

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Reverse Mortgage.

Upper West Side Story

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Student Food Pyramid

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Thank you."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'