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Passive aggressive bears are the worst.

A very in tents little girl.

Reverse Mortgage.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I've finally paid off the mortgage.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'I told the neighbors we are planning to build a house next year, but they don't seem too happy about it.'

Outhouse Visitor...

Camping-Pong

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Marshmallows

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Come and get it!"

Mohammad's motors

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'